A very manly voice: It's 3:00 a.m., and a plane is about to leave for Kandahar on an important mission.
The Deputy Prime Minister is sleeping: safe, sound and oblivious. Like a child.
At this Deputy PM's residence, the phone never rings. Even when important things happen.
He always sleeps peacefully. Like a child.
The Iron Man voice: I am L.K. Advani, the Deputy PM that the Prime Minister and the External Affairs Minister -- pals from my own party! -- didn't give a damn about. I approve this message.
On-screen slogan: Vote for someone his own party colleagues don't trust!
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