Friday, February 03, 2006

Devine retribution?

Well, if you are someone who is easily offended, you should not be visiting this page in the Onion. It appears in "This Day in History" section, and has headlines that scream "India's Nationalist Leader Pummeled Senseless by Practitioners of British 'Violence' Movement." If you do go there, don't forget to look at the other headlines, too. Particularly, the 'editorial opinion' by a 'Lutheran Pastor'.

While there at the Onion, I was poking around this morning at some of the other stuff. I found this prediction for Gemini, my sunsign, for the week of February 1, 2006:

You've seen some disturbing displays of faith in your lifetime, but next week's encounter with a highly devout theoretical mathematician who expresses his love for Jesus Christ as an "unbounded dynamical system" takes the cake.

I'm terrified. Is this devine retribution for linking to this poem this morning?