"Give me your money, or I'll start shooting," [the intruder] said, according to D.C. police and witnesses.
Everyone froze, including the girl's parents. Then one guest spoke. "We were just finishing dinner," Cristina "Cha Cha" Rowan, 43, told the man. "Why don't you have a glass of wine with us?"
The intruder had a sip of their Chateau Malescot St-Exupery and said, "Damn, that's good wine." [...] The robber, with his hood down, took another sip and a bite of Camembert cheese. He put the gun in his sweatpants.
The story then turns even more bizarre.
Link via Kieran Healy's post with this title: "More Camembert, Less Crime"!