"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
Irvin S. Cobb
"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
Jack E. Leonard