Write some crap

Go on, write those shitty posts. Execute some occasional plunges into the well of mediocrity. Seek repose in the brain-soothing filth at the bottom of the cellars of uninspiredness.

So says Gawker. Do heed his advice; if you don't, the consequences can be pretty bad: "... you're just a couple of blogposts away from full-fledged dementia."