Big question in evolution

And, our very own Gawker, who lives in the same state as that to-be-punished-badly-by-God town of Dover, shows enormous courage in asking it: Just where the heck did all the hair go? Along the way, his thought experiments lead him to other interesting discoveries, too.

... evolution divested Bappi Lahiri of the heavy-ass jewellery around his neck that had made it difficult for him to survive attacks from people he had plagiarized tunes from, and turned him into a bling-less comical-cap-wearing Anu Malik.